Wednesday, 23 February 2011

Jangan Garu Anu...

Ooii... Lama betul tak update blog. *tepis2 sawang*

Soalan: Kalau dah rasa gatal mestilah garu kan?

 Muka stim. haha!

Tapi berhati-hati masa bergaru. Anda mungkin disaman!

"JOHOR BARU: A factory worker who claimed that he scratched his “itchy” private part in front of a neighbour by accident paid the price for his act.
Ahmad Hairul Nizam Hussin, 23, was fined RM1,500 in default three months’ jail by magistrate Mazana Sinin after he pleaded guilty to outraging the modesty of the 41-year-old school teacher. He paid the fine.
The accused was charged with exposing his private part to the victim who lived in an opposite flat unit at Taman Pelangi Indah. He did this at around 6am on Oct 8, 2009."

LOL! Adeh! Sebagai seorang lelaki, aku sangat paham bila "part" tu terasa gatal. Tergeliat-geliat oh menahan gatal. Memang tak boleh tahan babe. Kalau dah garu tu, lega uols! Haha! Tapi apa cerita main garu-garu sambil show off ko punya asset ni? Tak beragak betul. Kalau ye pun nak garu, cover line la. Bak kentut tak berbunyi, bau busuk jeling keji orang sebelah. Haha!


"According to court documents, Ahmad Hairul, who was in his room, had exposed his genitals to the woman who was hanging clothes along the corridor of her home.


In mitigation, the accused said he always kept his room window open.
“I had just taken a shower and went into my room to change my clothes,” he told the court.
“I suddenly felt itchy and scratched my private part, but I didn’t know she was watching me,” he said."

Kalau dah si polan dok pandang orang tengah stim menggaru, salah siapa sekarang? Orang tengah khusyuk, muka bahagia menggaru, tiba-tiba ada pulak orang "terpandang". Dah "terpandang" saman orang pulak...

Kecoh la minah ni... LOL!

sumber: The Star
p/s: Tak paham Bahasa Inggeris? Ha! Tu la pentingnya English edukesen *tangan gemalai*
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